December 2011
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theslickestlausbub asked: In all seriousness now 1-10, except for 7. I am too lazy to actually read le questions
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theslickestlausbub asked: 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7.
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tralociraptor replied to your post: Got myself one of them there hair cuts
KEWT HAR QURL.
I legitimately laughed out loud at this.
Merci, merci.
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lol we're bored
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
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Everyone, I give you, the 2012 Republican...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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kinothehousecat:
Oh you’re a female that eats in front of males and prefers converse to heels, you’re so original oh my god you don’t paint your nails and you like pokemon wow you must be the only female that likes video games and you have more male friends than female friends holy shit you are so fucking unique jesus fucking christ lemme just gush over the fact that you are so unique that...
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I'm the Doctor!: wakingthegoldenwood: “Stop... →
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be…
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Got myself one of them there hair cuts
And Chris has been here for almost three days.
AW YEA
and he slept in the same bed as me a;lskjdf
but don’t worry, we were good kids
and he may or may not be staying for New Year’s Eve, which would be great because due to my last boyfriend I have pretty shitty memories of pretty much every holiday.
ugh.
BUT IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER BECAUSE I HAS CHRIS AND NOTHING ELSE IS...
Set Fire to the Rain
cardcaptorsollux:
baby youre as hot as the bottom of my laptop
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nekorae replied to your post: nekorae replied to your post: tralociraptor…
I just can’t justify spending a giant chunk of money for the Gold membership when I know all I’ll use it for is ME3 since I suck at Call of Duty and lost my copy of Left 4 Dead. >_> XD I ONLY KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME SO THAT…WORKS OUT?
Yeeaaahhh, I sympathize. I’m not really fond of Call of Duty, possibly...
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nekorae replied to your post: tralociraptor replied to your post: Upon further…
I ALSO WISH TO BE IN ON THIS FRIENDSHIP!!! FREE XBOX LIVE ALL THE WAY UNTIL ME3 COMES OUT. XD
PLEASE JOIN US YOU-WHOSE-MIDDLE-NAME-IS-RAE. I JUST REALLY WANT XBOX LIVE NOW. AND SOME LEFT4DEAD, OF COURSE. THE SECOND ONE. BECAUSE ELLIS.
IS IT WEIRD THAT I ONLY KNOW PEOPLE’S MIDDLE NAMES?
Yes, Katie, yes...
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tralociraptor replied to your post: Upon further investigation,
DEAR KATIE, LET’S BE FRIENDS ON LIVE WHEN I HAVE THE MONEY TO GET LIVE. I’m sorry about your hard drive. >:
DEAR YOU-WHOSE-MIDDLE-NAME-IS-ROSE-BUT-I-AM-STILL-NOT-QUITE-SURE-OF-YOUR-FIRST, WHEN I HAVE THE MONEY TO GET LIVE TOO, WE WILL BE FRIENDS.
WAIT A SECOND
ME3
IS GOING TO HAVE AN OPTION WHERE YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR...
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Upon further investigation,
the refurbished Xbox does not, in fact, come with a hard drive, although nowhere does it actually say that. It just has a picture of a 360 upright, sans hard drive, on their website. So, I suppose I’m going to have to actually buy one.
I will still yell at them for not, you know, telling my mother that I even needed one. On the bright side, says Mood-Swing Katie, I can buy a memory card...
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inallthingsbalance replied to your post: Just going to share this bit of Christmas joy with everyone
I work in a music store (guitars, drums, etc), I do well because I never pressure anyone about anything, I make it a HUGE point to educate them about what they’re interested in, and how things work. you’re spot on, they did an unacceptable job.
THANK YOU
It’s nice to know I’m not...
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My mom did get me a cute little panda hat though
I also typed panda hate instead of hat the first go-‘round and now all I can think of is some jerk hating on pandas. And why would my mom get me that?
gryffmeister asked: Da fuq? That'd be the first thing I'd ask "Would you like one with a hard drive so you can save? Without having to buy a hard drive later?" What fuckery is thiiiis!? Gaaahhhh
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Just going to share this bit of Christmas joy with...
So, I got a 360 for Christmas, which is totally awesome because now I don’t have to steal Joe’s anymore. EXCEPT my mom got a refurbished one, which is chill, I’m all for saving the moolah, EXCEPT IT DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING HARD DRIVE.
SERIOUSLY GAME STOP? FUCKING SERIOUSLY? YOU DIDN’T THINK THAT MAYBE THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR MY MOTHER TO KNOW. SHE...
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Ashley is a bit off her rocker
Me (discussing the new Chevelle album): STILL TEARS
Me: AND WANT
Me: AND DESIRE
Me: AND WANTON DESIRE
Ashley: WANTON
Ashley: SOUND LIKE AN ASIAN FOOD
Me: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS
Me: WONTON
Ash: SHHH NOOO
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Deck the halls with bits of Doctor FA LA LA LA LA...
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A Christmas Eve Poem
thefrogman:
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
The interwebz were quiet, hardly a soul searched for porn
They...